Jesus smites spammers

In a stunning display of His Holiness's Divine power, Jesus smited all the spammers of the world, and inflicted them with their own medicine.. constant streams of spam.. but it wasn't of the traditional variety of spam involving porn, pills, get rich schemes and so-on.. it was holy scriptures, daily affirmations, and solictiations for money to fight for keeping the traditional definition of marriage..

While the spammers were withering around from all this smite'ng, Pat Robertson came in and talked world affairs with the spammers, followed by Jerry Farwell talking about the importance of a Christian University.

When all was said and done.. the damn spammers still spammed! Oh well.. we'll pray for those lost souls..

Shawn