Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Monday, May 26, 2008

Speaking of which...

Maxime Bernier, whom I spoke of in the previous entry, is gone already. The Church of the Orange Sky has spoken, and the Canadian government has responded!

Actually, in this case, Bernier is supposedly leaving because of "accidentally leaving classified documents in an insecure location," which is interesting for two reasons:

- under the excessively broad security laws imposed after 9/11, I think that might actually qualify as a crime if committed by an underling (I'm not really sure if it is, but I am sure of one thing, which is that either way, Bernier will certainly never be investigated on the subject)

- "accidentally leaving classified documents on the coffee table" is a code phrase for "leaked classified documents to a former girlfriend who is also an airport security contractor with possible ties to the Hell's Angels."

I'm not sure which is more disturbing from Harper's supposed "law and order" national regime - the fact that this corrupts the contracting process, or the fact that the Hell's Angels might have links to airport security. Seriously, what the fuck is going on here? And how can the Conservatives spout this claptrap about trivial accidents that, one the one hand, are not serious enough to warrant a real investigation, but on the other hand, are so serious that they require the immediate resignation of the minister? The contempt shown for the public through such propagandistic posturing is sickening. I hate them for thinking I have an IQ of 45. Even if there is nothing more to it, the slick used-car-sales-man-style delivery by the Prime Minister's Office would still make me suspicious, which is unfortunate for everyone involved, including me. (Paranoia is not cool.)

Media links:

- CBC
- CTV
Ministry of Truth
- Stephen Taylor

Update: Apparently the documents in question related to the Afghan mission and the woman in question refused to read them; they made her "uncomfortable." How nice. I guess our airport security is safe after all. Unfortunately, our foreign affairs aren't - Harper's given the portfolio to David Emerson, the semi-elected turncoat from Vancouver.
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How many lives is democracy worth?

A Canadian journalist, Scott Taylor, has the gall to point out the obvious truth about the bombastic propaganda streaming from the Canadian government on the state of the war in Afghanistan:

The official NATO line on the Taliban’s use of a young boy in a suicide attack [last week] was that this is further proof of a desperate defeated foe. Last year, when the Taliban in Kandahar province abandoned any attempt at conventional attacks and began relying solely on IEDs, we were told this meant our tactics were working because we’d driven them underground. On May 6, when Cpl. Michael Starker was killed in a rare firefight with insurgents, again we were told this was a positive step forward because we were now driving the Taliban out into the open.

Consistency in explanations? What for?

Nor are we really in Afghanistan for the sake of building democracy, Taylor points out:

that rosy little picture was irreparably ruptured last month when Foreign Affairs Minister Maxime Bernier denounced the governor of Kandahar as a corrupt official. While I have little doubt that Bernier has concrete proof of Gov. Asadullah Khalid’s sticky fingers in the funds, demanding that Afghan public officials be shuffled and replaced on demand would make the Karzai government appear to be nothing more than puppets of the Western occupation force.

Actually, Taylor could have gone further - Bernier didn't just denounce the governor but openly called for his replacement. I'm pretty sure if an Afghan minister visited Saskatchewan and demanded that the premier be ousted by the armed forces, Canadians would have something to say about it.

The blessings of the Orange Sky be upon Scott Taylor. Actually he sounds like Noam Chomsky. I didn't know Taylor, but it's not what I would have expected from an editor of Esprit de Corps.
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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Why I'm Looking Forward to November

Three days ago, we were in the pub and I was despondently explaining why I wasn't looking forward to the November elections, because in that month the most powerful man in Canadian politics - despite being unelected in that sphere - was going to step down and be replaced by someone who wasn't nearly so funny or nearly so stupid. On the bright side, Bush's successor probably won't be nearly so warlike, either, which is some comfort.

Today, however, I'm in slightly better spirits because I've realized there's hope after all.

First of all, there's Barack Obama, the closet sexist who keeps calling female politicians and reporters by inappropriate pet names.

Then there's John "No Change" McCain, a demonstrable bigot who looks uncomfortable as hell here while Ellen Degeneres tries to provoke him into slamming her upcoming marriage. McCain, quite the religious right asshole here, insists on calling her marriage nothing more than a "legal contract." Heh. I never thought a Christian conservative would reduce marriage to a scrap of paper. McCain didn't used to be such an idiot. Pandering to the religious right has made him into an asshole.

And finally there's Hillary, God bless her. This week she made the absolutely unbelievable gaffe of implying that she wasn't going to withdraw from the Democratic primary campaign because Obama, like Robert F. Kennedy in the 1960s, might always be assassinated before the end of the race, and if he is, that would leave her as the winner.

It's too bad Hillary has almost no chance of winning at this point. She's also the one who a little while ago concocted a fictitious story about being shot at in Bosnia, then tried to excuse it away on the grounds she "forgot [she] wasn't shot at." I'm sure there are yet more chillingly asinine statements in her head, waiting for a chance to emerge and cause yet more trouble.
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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Lessons in Free Market Economics; and, My Last Mac

A very dull story: a few weeks ago, Apple Computers acquired a small semiconductor manufacturing group, P.A. Semi, which is based in California. As usual, the information technology industry - kind of like the banking industry - has nothing to do with so-called "free market economics." In this case, the Department of Defence and major contractors like Raytheon and Lockheed promptly got involved because, you see, P.A. Semi is one of their own, and the DOD wants to make sure it gets a continued supply of P.A. Semi's products after the merger.

Being a defence contractor is generally a pretty good deal. On the one hand, you're helping people kill people. On the other, you get a continuous stream of top-notch government welfare, the sort conservatives usually deny to poor people on the grounds that it "enables dependence."

Unfortunately, this is where the story gets personal because


Source: Wikimedia


my favourite computers now come from a defence contractor. I think the army actually used to order the odd Apple server anyways, but now via P.A. Semi they're part of the regular dedicated contractor system.

I'm sad to say that now I will never get to buy a new Mac again.

The Church of the Orange Sky's continuing policy of minimizing beneficial association with professional killing institutions requires that purchases which benefit military contractors be kept to an absolute minimum.
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Monday, May 19, 2008

Canada's Ridiculous New Abortion Debate, Part 2

A while ago I wrote about the covert attempt to re-introduce the abortion debate in Canada via a private member's bill, noting that the present Criminal Code gives more protection to pregnant women than the new amendment would (read: very little protection at all) but that the C-484 bill on its own probably doesn't matter very much one way or the other.

I said the justice committee, being stonewalled, would pretty much mean the end of the bill, but Liberal MP Brent St. Denis has other ideas, having introduced a bill of his own into the House with the attention of heading off C-484 at the pass, so to speak. (The news article at the link is a Christian evangelical one, so naturally it repeats a deceptive Environics poll from last year in which Canadians say they'd support legislation on this issue). This is potentially even more pointless than the original bill from Ken Epp, since it would formalize something that's already done - consideration of pregnancy or spousal abuse as aggravating factors in sentencing. (The new bill is short and to the point.)

Ken Epp strikes back in the Ottawa Citizen, where he wrote an asinine screed late last week on women's "so-called right to end a pregnancy." If you wanted a clue to Epp's hidden intentions here, there it is. "So-called right"? I realize Epp is only a lawmaker, and therefore has little knowledge about well, the law - but perhaps he should beef up on his Supreme Court precedents, because it is a right, and has been for some while now.

Later, he says the resort to the abortion debate is a "scare tactic" by various groups supposedly conspiring against him. Is Epp really that dense? He used to be a college instructor. He ought to be smarter than he's making himself out to be.

As usual, Epp arrogantly claims that he's standing up for freedom of choice - "Let us not abandon those pregnant women who choose life for their babies." Right.
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Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Church of the Week...

... is Peace Lutheran Church Abbotsford. They deserve donations, or preferably volunteer time.

Once upon a time, city council threw up its hands and admitted it couldn't be bothered to do any more to help the poor and homeless than it was already, and hoped maybe the churches in town could help out.

Churches agreed. Peace Lutheran's pastor Christopher Reiners and a group of volunteers have been giving out food in Jubilee Park a few weeks now.

Now, however, council members are changing their minds thanks to complaints from the business association, which doesn't like charity and feels that the homeless should just be ordered to starve to death instead. According to the complaint, "indigent people" should go elsewhere than the park.

Hahaha. Yes, "elsewhere." Every place they go, they're told to go "elsewhere." There is no land, even public land, that we can afford to spare.

Reiners is defying the attempt to suppress charity, to his credit, and points out that there really ought to be housing, detox programs and other necessary social services available - which they aren't.

This one's also funny, but I've used up my sardonic laugh for the day. See, back a few years ago, the deal was, the rich people could have their Olympics, and the poor people could have a large boost in social programs and low-cost housing. That was the bargain under which the Olympics were brought to Vancouver. Guess which side of the bargain couldn't be assed to keep their word?

Be wary of agreements with the wealthy, for they are compulsive liars. - Old Testament, Proverbs 23:1-3
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Thursday, May 15, 2008

More Honorary Degree Lunacy

Procrasinator's Link of the Day: First, a housekeeping note: there have been a disturbing number of people linking to this blog from Salt Lake City ever since I published links to the Mormon documents at Wikileaks. Does this mean the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is about to drop the heavy end of the hammer on the Church of the Orange Sky? I sure hope not. My god is bigger than your god, but I don't think she does copyright litigation. In my defence I haven't actually published or distributed any copyrighted material myself. The fault lies with the copyright violators at Wikileaks.

In other news, recently I suggested that Phyllis Schlafly might perhaps not deserve the honorary degree she's being given by Washington University for her lifetime of work in suppressing women's rights. Some media muttering about this issue led someone to point out that the University of Massachusetts once gave Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe, whom one of my professors humorously refers to as "Zimbabwe Bob," an honorary doctorate too. A doctorate of laws, in fact. Now the University in question is considering whether to revoke the honorary degree.

Can you revoke a university degree? If so, what's the point of giving an honorary one in the first place?

Yet another reason not to give out honorary degrees: the person might turn into a dictator.

In related news, I've just discovered a really cool site, Feministing.com. At the moment, the recent news on the site is a summary that would seem to suggest - though they don't say so explicitly - that, at least in Georgia, you can legally rape a woman as long as you've had sex with her at least once consensually. This beats even Schlafly's pathetically half-assed "rape can't happen in the marriage bed" compromise position. At present Georgian precedent also allows the defendant to claim, in his defence, that the victim had shaved her pubic hair and was not a virgin.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bush Gives Up Golf to Honour Iraq War Dead

I really wish that headline was a joke. It certainly sounds like one.

Bush recently said he's stopped playing golf because he wants to show the families of soldiers killed in Iraq that he stands "in solidarity" with them in their grief.

For this reason it would be inappropriate "to see the commander-in-chief playing golf."

Who writes this President's lines? Seriously.

And of course, even something so mind-numbingly banal wouldn't be complete without a little white lie. Bush says that he stopped playing golf after learning of the death of UN official Sergio de Mello - in fact, he says, he was pulled off the course to be told the news, and vowed never to return to the golf course until the war was over.

Problem is, he last played golf on October 13, 2003. De Mello died in mid-August. Unless the U.S. government has taken to bringing news dispatches back from Iraq via rowboat, it seems unlikely there'd be such a delay.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Taxes, Subsidies, and Road Use

This policy paper was produced by the Environmental Studies Institute of the Church of the Orange Sky.

There's been a lot of grumbling in both the Canadian and American media lately about gas prices and gas taxes. I'm too tired to compile a long list but a simple Google search should suffice to inform you. In the U.S., the Democratic candidates sparred over some ridiculous notion of a few-months-long "gas tax holiday," and for once I agree totally with Obama - this idea is as dumb as a bag of hammers. (Not to mention it's McCain's idea, and Hillary just plagiarized it.) The obvious and fairly reasonable counter-argument, of course, is that many consumers really could use the money, even if it's only twenty or thirty bucks - reasonable, that is, unless you take into account the fact that gas companies really don't have much of an incentive to lower the price of gas as much as the government has lowered the gas tax, especially over a short-term period. Economist and columnist Paul Krugman explains.

In Canada the latest round of muttering from the punditry is in response to a leaked Liberal plan to introduce a federal tax on carbon emissions. Because no one likes new taxes, the wise pundits say while stroking their chins wisely, this is disastrous for the Liberal party. The fact that this tax proposal would actually not be targeting gas at the pump doesn't seem to have dissuaded anyone from wagging their finger at Dion, and to their credit, a few people (e.g. UBC professor Simon Donner) have pointed out the real positives of further measures - like tax inducements - to lower heating and transportation fuel use. This doesn't stop people from grumbling, though, probably because they're generally unhappy with the rising gas prices, and an easy target for their dissatisfaction is the one-third or so of the gas price that governments grab at the pump. Every time a politician mentions "fuel" and "taxes" in the same paragraph, they therefore end up with their face in the crosshairs.

Now, since I don't own a car, I'm not really personally affected if the government were just to raise gas taxes sky high tomorrow. Depending on how many bureaucrats you want to hire to oversee the program, you could even target the taxes more specifically - and realistically this wouldn't be a bad idea - by imposing enormous taxes on urban and suburban areas, but low taxes on rural areas. This would still have to be imposed by either the federal or provincial government, since municipalities can't afford to unilaterally raise taxes and lose competitiveness relative to other cities, but an agreement between all three levels of government would let some or most of the revenue shift to municipal governments - which in turn would help solve another perennial problem in Canadian politics, the under-funding of cities. All of this probably fails an Economics 101-level analysis, of course, because my knowledge of the effect of taxation is not good.

More to the point, though, the argument for all new taxes - as opposed to the McCain-style gas holiday silliness, which actually goes in the opposite direction - is that we need to reduce the amount of driving. This has got caught up in carbon politics, which is good except that a fairly high number of people don't seem to care all that much about carbon emissions. It therefore detracts from the broader problems of pollution, which for some reason we seem to have forgotten in recent years. This despite the fact that, for example, 500 to 1000 deaths are attributed to car pollution in Toronto alone, every year - plus lost work due to other air pollution problems, an enormous amount of time wasted in crowded driving conditions, a horrifically inefficient use of land necessitated by enormous parking lots, and so on.

Governments ponder silly little things like raising the gas tax by a couple of cents per litre or giving people a tax credit for use of public transit. The latter is kind of sort of good, but only applies to people who are basically willing to ride the bus all the time, since you're only eligible if you buy a monthly bus pass, and in virtually all cities, it's not worth buying such a pass unless you're riding the bus at least once or twice every day.

One day we'll develop and successfully introduce some very-low-emission vehicles which people will be happy with. To date, most of these have met with combined opposition from government and industry (even though some of them were developed within the industry, like GM's EV1), and the ZENN vehicle, developed in Canada, is actually being blocked from sale by the Conservative government. On the other hand, electric vehicles aren't really a fantastic solution - a nice one, but it would also mean we'd need a hell of a lot more power generation facilities, and most of those come with environmental problems of their own.

In the meantime, happily, we could consider the fact that there's already a zero-emission vehicle - the bicycle, which, for some inexplicable reason, doesn't have any tax incentives attached. Why the fuck is that? Why are there no tax incentives to ride bikes? They are smaller, in certain conditions at the moment they're actually faster (at 8:30 a.m. I could fairly easily get from my apartment to downtown faster on a bike than on a car), there's no pollution, and so on and so forth. Widespread bicycle riding might lower healthcare costs from obesity and related medical complications. The list goes on.

Perhaps there's simply an assumption that tax credits don't matter on bikes because they're already so cheap, which i suppose is true, although presumably the same argument really should apply to public transit passes, which don't cost all that much either.

People should be eligible for a tax credit on bikes - hypothetically, up to $500 on road bike purchases and $100 on mountain bike purchases, no more than once every three years. The difference in credits is because mountain bikes are often purchased for recreation purposes irrelevant to the current environmental plan, and less useful in the city anyways. I'd tell you to ask a bike messenger to confirm this, but if you took their characteristically insane advice, you'd probably end up touring the city on a fixed-gear with no brakes and no helmet, which would probably not be a net benefit to the average cyclist.

Helmets should be tax deductible, at least in those jurisdictions which require them by law, and so should money spent on parts and repairs for bikes, which, despite being fairly uncomplicated machines, do require regular maintenance for urban use. New tires and tubes in particular. Combine the credits and deductions and surely there's at least enough potential money to begin to compete with a minor and fairly useless adjustment to gas taxes, unless of course you waste gas driving an SUV or indulge in some comparable inanity.

Even if this actually had any impact, I have to admit I'm not sure whether society would benefit financially from a major shift towards more bike use. Lower congestion, lower pollution, and reduced wear and tear on public roads are beneficial. On the other hand, cyclists are about a dozen times more likely to get killed than car drivers, at least under current conditions, and even in collisions which would be minor in a car, cyclists are going to have real injuries. There are probably a list of other complications people could come up with too.

Suggestions that we need more bicycles in inner-city areas usually rouses great opposition from drivers, especially SUV drivers, who are not only far too often blissfully unaware that bikes are legally classified as vehicles but routinely complain about cyclists ignoring road laws.

Now, that's true, although 90% of the complaints on the subject are sheer hypocrisy. After all, how many car drivers rigidly follow every single road law, all the time? Including speed limits? Basically almost every motorist is willing to openly break road safetly laws, for their own convenience, under certain conditions. In that sense everyone has something in common.

Plus, anyone who's ridden a bike in urban areas for at least 50 hours or so, can probably give you at least a short list of times their lives have been endangered by criminally irresponsible idiot motorists performing blatantly illegal maneuvers - turning left into a bike, cutting in front of bikes to turn right, opening a car door in front of a bike, and various other forms of stupidity, which together account for a large percentage of collisions despite all the supposed recklessness of urban cyclists. The ludicrously high rate of people who can't be bothered to check for a cyclist before opening a car door leads to the seemingly ridiculously counter-intuitive fact that it's probably safer to ride straight down the middle of the road than along the side next to a line of parked vehicles (this is another common habit of the insane bike messengers).

Ultimately, putting more cyclists on the road isn't going to do a lot about those problems - drivers are still going to despise cyclists for breaking road laws at their own risk and getting away with things drivers couldn't, and cyclists are still going to despise drivers for breaking road laws at the cyclist's risk and endangering others' lives in the process.

At the end of the day, the relative cost of automobile and bicycle use means that tax credits are going to be a pretty minor point, but still...
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Sunday, May 11, 2008

I Am Sorry, Abousfian Abdelrazik

6. (1) Every citizen of Canada has the right to enter, remain in and leave Canada.

Source: The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, a.k.a. "Inconvenient and Awkard Liberal Propaganda Intended to Thwart the War on Terror"


Fortunately the Constitution of Canada doesn't apply to you if you're non-whitish and Muslim, in which case the Canadian government can order you to remain indefinitely in Sudan. It can even, on your behalf, reject an offer from Sudan to fly you home!

Mr. Abdelrazik was imprisoned by the Sudanese authorities at the request of CSIS several years ago, and released when even some "interrogations" by CSIS officials - which hopefully don't include waterboarding, like their American counterparts - failed to turn up much of anything in the way of evidence. In the meantime he is being held in confinement at the embassy in Khartoum.

In fairness, the fault in this case probably lies as much with the Department of Foreign Affairs as with CSIS, but the latter organization has been sticking their neck out far too often lately. Time to clip them a little. Just recently for example, it was revealed that CSIS operatives are active in Afghanistan. The conclusion of the organization's official rubber-stamper, the Inspector General, was that "new rules" were needed to "reflect" this situation.

Hahaha. The word the Inspector General is looking for is "illegal," i.e. it is illegal for CSIS operatives to be active in Afghanistan, because the CSIS Act spells out specific responsibilities for that organization and going overseas into warzones on offensive operations is not one of them. (Ironically, flying to Sudan to interrogate illegally detained Canadian citizens might be part of the organization's legal mandate.)
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Saturday, May 10, 2008

To War, Fellow Christian Soldiers!

America's liberal establishment, via Time magazine, is now pushing the latest expansion of its liberal imperialist agenda, the "coercive humanitarian intervention," which in this case would be an invasion of Myanmar, justified on the pretext that that country's military government is failing to protect its citizens in the wake of the disaster in Burma. The author of the article, who has support from various American and UN policy writers, actually claims we need to "give war a chance."

It's a very strange day when it's up to the American war secretary, Robert Gates, to be the one to say the U.S. military shouldn't enter Myanmar "without the permission of the Myanmar government."

What's going on in Myanmar is an enormous tragedy but an invasion isn't going to solve that. It's just going to give the U.S.-led "humanitarian" coalition another occupied space on its growing list, which already stretches from Haiti to Afghanistan with numerous colonies in between.
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

How to Fucking Slaughter Big Oil: An Open Letter to Chain Email People who Lack Critical Thinking Skills

This post is an official social policy paper of the Church of the Orange Sky and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Mad Reverends.

Okay, so it's May again, and time for another round of a ridiculous chain-email urban legend about how everyone should boycott buying gas on May 15 to send a message to large petroleum companies that we don't like our absurdly high gas prices. This will "put it to the industry" or something to that effect. (My quotations are out of whack because I already erased my emails in a pique of disgust, then decided to vent my wrath here as well.)

(You may not have seen this email, but I get it every couple years or so. Even if you're not familiar with it, you may be familiar with similar measures. I know in my hometown we occasionally had people agree not to buy gas on one day to complain about the latest five-cent jump in the price or something like that.)

The logical problem with this one-day boycott scheme should be obvious to just about any idiot: even people who respect the boycott are simply going to buy gas on some other day. And then you get well-meaning complicit journalists like this dude saying that the real way to get around high gas costs is just to use less gas, by driving responsibly and so on.

Okay, so I don't drive and I don't actually favour more gas use, which means I'm landing on the wrong side of this argument on personal grounds, kind of like the pro-smoking-at-high-school rallies I supported as a (non-smoking) teenager. This is because as an anarchist I have an interest in fighting losing battles against oppressive companies and governments simply for the sake of fighting such battles.

So then, if you want a boycott, here's how it's done. Fuck this one-day bullshit.

Beginning on May 15, since that's the date in the email, every single Canadian automobile owner you can convince with access to a gas station other than one from Shell and its subsidiaries, declares that they will not buy another penny of gas from Shell until it cuts its rates across Canada by at least 10 cents per litre and confirms it has done so in a public press release. Once Shell does that, people resolve not to buy gas from Esso, until it does the same. Then Petro-Canada, then Husky, then Mohawk, and so on. Realistically we wouldn't have to move very far down the list, because once Shell buckled, everyone else would do the same. And Shell would buckle, because in the face of a real consumer boycott, not this one-day horseshit, companies would have to find ways to save money and cut costs. Then we make the same demand of Shell and start round the list again. The process continues until the price has dropped low enough that people see no point in continuing the protest.

The only reason to cut short the protest would be if Shell decided to close up shop in Canada as a result. This is a most unlikely event, and one that has to be avoided, since if we permit the enemy to further monopolize the industry, this boycott strategy will no longer be possible and we'd have to move to a full boycott of all automobile gasoline for non-business and non-mass-transit purposes, something I think actually should happen but which almost certainly people aren't willing to do, because they're too busy enjoying the convenience of their planet-destroying transportation "needs" and frantically trying to find the freedom and autonomy the car commercial on TV promised they'd get after signing the appropriate lease papers. Knowing all this, the first thing Shell will do is make ominous threatening-sounding complaints about the dim future of gas stations. Ignore these threats. Better yet, spread this protest to other countries and leave them nowhere to retreat to.

The alternative, which is equally feasible, is to work the process in reverse and declare that we will only buy gas at Shell until another retailer cuts its prices ten cents from what it was on May 15. At that point we switch to the retailer in question and only buy gas from them, then demand another cut. And so on.

The problem right now is that the retailers collude to keep prices high. The solution therefore is for consumers to collude to force prices low. Their collusion relies on consumers essentially seeing gas stations as interchangeable. Therefore, we must stop seeing gas stations as interchangeable.
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Canada's Ridiculous New Abortion Debate

This post is an official social policy paper of the Church of the Orange Sky and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Mad Reverends.

I need to preface this post by stating that I am male. Normally this would be irrelevant, but on the subject of women's reproductive rights, there's a long history of men telling women what can and can't be done with and inside their bodies. As I will note closer to the end, there's a real problem in doing this with regard to problems that apply only to women's bodies. I'm trying to be as empathetic as possible, but under the circumstances there are obvious limits.


So then:

Continuing our ongoing series on the social consequences of unwanted orgasms, we come to the problem of the mildly ridiculous debate which has sprung up in Canada over the last few months around private Bill C-484, introduced by federal Conservative MP Ken Epp back in December and recently passed through Second Reading by a cowed and useless minority Parliament. I was invited to a protest of the bill last weekend here in Ottawa and chose not to attend.

On the bright side for those who oppose the Bill, it's now been passed to the Justice committee for a detailed review, which means the bill is effectively dead. That's because the Conservatives recently shut down all Parliamentary committee work on the grounds that committees with opposition MPs on them are excessively democratic and can't be trusted not to ask inappropriate questions about the Conservative Party's recently exposed elections-related money-laundering scheme, which was intended not only to defraud the Canadian public but to subvert the fundamental laws of our political order, which guarantee free and fair elections.

But let's put that to one side and move back to C-484. As I was saying, the Justice committee isn't doing any work at all, which means it may not get around to working on the Epp bill before the end of the current session.

The bill looks innocuous enough on first glance that you'd think it wouldn't warrant the explosion of support and criticism in the blogsphere which has occurred since it was first introduced a few months ago. The "Unborn Victims of Crime Act" would make it a crime to "cause the death of a child... while committing... an offence against the mother of the child" - i.e., in the strongest case, if you kill a pregnant woman and her fetus dies as well, you are guilty of killing two people. The bill makes specific exemptions for "lawful termination of the pregnancy," i.e. abortion, and "any act or omission by the mother" herself. It also includes what I've taken to calling the "wife-beating exception," which lets an accused person demand that charges against him be reduced if he committed the act "in the heat of passion."

The religious right has never wielded the same influence in Canada, but abortion has always been a problem for them, particularly because - unlike the U.S. - Canada presently has no laws regulating abortion at all. This is a fortunate consequence of our Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which unfortunately has become somewhat unpopular in recent years as the Liberals and Conservatives push through new and blatantly unconstitutional laws - like indefinite imprisonment without charge, for example, which apparently is helping us fight terrorism. So naturally any new conservative law relating to fetuses is going to be greeted with great suspicion by pro-choice groups. What's particularly interesting or indeed ironic in this case, however, is that virtually all the religious right groups claim to have come down on the side of preventing what they say is "violence against women" in this case, and virtually all the feminist and pro-choice groups haven't. (Of course, this isn't really about "violence against women" at all, but I'll get to that later.)

In this rather lengthy post, I'm going to look at the history of abortion in Canada, the rather dubious positions both of Epp and his detractors, and then the radical new proposals of the Church of the Orange Sky for building a better, more God-fearing Canada.


1. A Brief History of Abortion in Canada

It occurs to me that perhaps not everyone is all that well-informed about the history of abortion in Canada, which is in many ways much more interesting than the silly Roe v. Wade debates in the U.S., since it involves such sexy and exciting violations of basic democratic rights as wrongful imprisonment and court and legislative reversals of "not guilty" verdicts. For this reason, you may be interested to know, the basic Canadian right not to have an Appeals Court swap your acquittal by jury for a conviction and a prison sentence - which used to be something they could do routinely - is another unintended consequence of the abortion debate.

Until the 1960s, abortion was theoretically a crime punishable by up to life in prison. The law was passed in 1869, probably (though I don't know this) in the beginning stages of new social movements of that time period which campaigned against contraception and other reproductive rights as well (these too were outlawed in 1892).

In practice this law was difficult to enforce, since doctors convinced that an abortion was necessary would simply make decisions in vague informal "committees" in order to dilute legal liability and make a conviction difficult. One of Canada's first female doctors, Emily Stowe, was actually charged with performing an abortion on a pregnant teenager in the 1870s, who later committed suicide (Stowe was eventually acquitted). Effectively it became increasingly difficult to charge people with performing abortions, but occasionally charges were laid for other reasons - for example, Leon Azoulay was charged with murder after one of his patients died, as a result of an abortion procedure, during the 1950s. Azoulay was convicted, but the Supreme Court chose to free him on the somewhat dubious technicality that the evidence in the case was excessively complex and the trial judge had allowed the jury to become "confused."

To strengthen the law, Pierre Trudeau, that grand father of multiculturalism and other fictions, "liberalized" the abortion law in 1969 by permitting abortions in any case where a woman could persuade the members of a hospital's "therapeutic abortion committee" to authorize the procedure. In practice, of course, this was basically meaningless - it wasn't hard for hospitals under the influence of anti-abortion groups to either stack the committees or bury the committees under so much paperwork and obscure regulations that decisions would never be made. Still, Canadians will probably remember this new abortion law, if for other reasons: it's the same one in which Trudeau legalized homosexuality and contraception, and famously declared that "the state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

Enter Henry Morgentaler, a survivor of Auschwitz who moved to Canada after World War II. In 1969, angered by the new law, Morgentaler quit his family practice in Quebec and began openly and exclusively performing abortions. In 1970, before the Roe v. Wade crisis in the U.S., he was arrested in Quebec on charges of performing abortions. Over the next several years, Morgentaler was tried several times on similar charges, and in each case, in a testament (in my opinion) to the honour and integrity of the people of Québec, juries refused to convict him even in the face of clear and persuasive evidence. (Morgentaler himself openly testified that he was breaking the law, and even collected evidence against himself.) By the 1980s, Morgentaler had moved to Ontario and was charged there too; once again, he was acquitted in 1983, but the Court of Appeals ordered him sent to jail anyways. (This prompted the legal protection of jury verdicts I mentioned earlier.) Finally, in Canada's own Roe v. Wade decision in 1988, Morgentaler took the abortion laws to the Supreme Court and had them overturned on the grounds that they were unconstitutional. Unfortunately, the Supreme Court justices were so busy finding novel ways to beat up on the abortion part of the Criminal Code that, even though the abortion law was thrown out on a 5-2 vote, the judges failed to agree on a single justification for doing so, which means that technically it set no binding precedent preventing the Conservatives from introducing a new abortion law tomorrow.

In 1988, the Conservatives predictably reacted with righteous indignation, of course, and promptly attempted to pass a new law in 1989 which would re-criminalize abortion. (Even in the 1980s, you see, the first natural response of a so-called "law and order" government, upon learning that its laws are in fact illegal, is to pass them again anyways. I have a new idea: people who pass unconstitutional laws should be jailed for the maximum term their brand new "law" would have sentenced convicts to.) We came pretty close to not having legal abortion in this country: this law actually passed the House of Commons (the same month, as it happens, that a Waterloo student bled to death during an attempted self-abortion), but the Senate vote was tied, and that was the end of it. Thank God for our lazy, good-for-nothing senators. No attempt to pass abortion laws has been made since.

It's a nice story of civil resistance, but it's worth muddying the waters a little by noting that Morgentaler has profited handsomely from his work. It's also worth noting that it's almost certainly lunacy to frame the abortion resistance movement as a personal crusade by Morgentaler, once again turning even women's reproductive rights into a "great man" theory of history. I'm afraid I don't know enough to overturn this somewhat ridiculous historical bias, but I do know that in 1970, three dozen women closed Parliament for the first time in Canada's history by chaining themselves into the gallery as part of a protest against anti-abortion laws.

Which brings us to the present.


2. Epp's New Movement

Laws like Epp's were deliberately passed by religious right groups in several American states, including the Carolinas, on the grounds that it would give them a legal beachhead from which they could easily proceed to outlaw abortions. These laws have also led to charges against pregnant drug addicts and a variety of other dubious outcomes. Epp claims that this isn't the purpose of the new law and that he has built in protections to make sure this won't become part of a renewed campaign against abortion, which I suppose is half-true (he has built in protections, but it's also part of a renewed campaign).

Guilt by association is not solid either legally or logically, but it's interesting to note the company Epp is keeping nonetheless. Pretty much all the major public backers of this bill are people who have already publicized their desire to see abortion re-criminalized, which has to make one wonder about their intentions here. There's the Catholic Organization for Life and Family (COLF), and the Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops, naturally. There's also Don Hutchinson, lawyer for one of my old denominations, the Evangelical Fellowship of Canada. Even Focus on the Family is getting in on the action.

(Some of the other supporters of the bill, I should add, are somewhat more dubious; one, for example, appears to believe that opposition to Epp's bill is the result of a Red conspiracy against the Harper government. It's too bad this blogger seems so paranoid, because I think he and I may actually agree on the matter of abortion as such.)

The argument seems to be that the new law is necessary to protect pregnant women. Focus on the Family proudly proclaims that "Canada’s Parliament has never been closer to passing legislation that would make it a crime to kill or injure an unborn child during an assault upon the baby’s mother" - making it sound as though this dubious extension of "law and order" is in fact a long-fought-for right rather than an extremely recent innovation. Hutchinson, mildly idiotically, goes so far as to claim that the new law is pro-choice because it will protect "the choice a woman makes when she decides to give birth to the child within her" from the mad psychotics lurking on street corners looking for opportunities to kill unborn fetuses.

Well and good, but completely pointless. Assault and murder are already crimes in Canada, and in each case, harm to the fetus is already an aggravating factor in determining sentences for people convicted of those crimes. Ironically, the existing law actually does more to punish people who attack pregnant women than the new one will, because under Canadian law, the sentence for a second death (in this case, the fetus) is served concurrently with, or at the same time as, the sentence for the first (in this case, the mother). If you're planning on killing a pregnant woman (which I sincerely hope you aren't, for obvious reasons), you're already looking at a life sentence for murder, the sentence to be determined in part by the fact that she is pregnant. The new rules aren't going to make the slightest bit of difference in that respect.

Intriguingly, the supporters of this bill seem to be aware of these problems. For that reason, the COLF is arguing that the new law is needed because it recognizes "the human dignity of the unborn child and the value of human life." Presumably talking points are being shared around by the various pro-life groups that are part of the new campaign, because this is basically duplicating the same arguments made by Epp, who apparently told pro-choice and anti-war (nice combination) activist Carolyn Egan, in a televised debate, that we need to recognize "the humanity of the unborn child."

Why is it so important that we charge someone with two crimes instead of one? Well, because we need to recognize the crime against the fetus as well as the crime against the mother, obviously. So then, the issue really isn't about "protecting women who are pregnant," and it's only vaguely about "protecting" the fetus - it's about "recognizing" the fetus. Recognizing that it is "human," that it has "dignity," that it has "value," and so forth. It's not surprising that pro-life people would be attracted to this position. But can they really be surprised when pro-choice advocates then worry that this is a stealth move to give human rights to the fetus?

As a last angry note, I have to say that there's some misleading talk going on, bordering on blatant lies, when people like Hutchinson imply that this law has nothing to do with the broader pro-life and anti-abortion movement. Do you really expect us to believe that, if and when Bill C-484 is passed into law, at some point you're not going to tell us "we've already recognized the dignity of the fetus, now we need more laws to protect its life!" Let's be honest with each other.


3. The New Anti-Epp Opposition

My expectation for honesty and integrity applies equally to the opposition to C-484, and unfortunately, so does my disappointment. The Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada (ARCC), for example, has released a set of talking points, 14 in total, arguing that this Bill makes it harder to reduce domestic violence against pregnant women (at worst, it simply does nothing to change the present situation, except for wasting many man-hours of activism on the part of various conservative action groups), that it compromises women's rights (it doesn't, though the next step on this road certainly might), and so on.

The fact that the opposition has taken the form of suggesting we must not give human rights to the fetus is also somewhat problematic in that it seems to have ignored the rather more important question of whether the fetus counts as human in the first place. If it does, then there would seem to be no problem in adding this new law, even if it is a rather pointless exercise in frivolity in terms of what it will actually do to reduce violence against woman. The correct course of action would therefore be to ignore this altogether and concentrate on more important issues.

What this debate risks moving into is a very dangerous territory in which we're going to let the Criminal Code - and, therefore, whichever political front holds the keys to the Code at any given time - determine through the law what counts as "human" and what doesn't. This is a subjective and philosophical question, not an objective or legal one, and unfortunately both the pro-life and pro-choice camps can point to some fairly easy if rather flawed milestones: conception, and birth.

Unfortunately, mammalian evolution didn't take into account the current ethical dilemma while it was designing the reproductive process, and English political philosophy - based as it is on the perspective (for the most part) of elite male Brits - didn't really take into account the mammalian reproductive process in determining what counted as human life. (Indeed, for a sizeable chunk of the time since the Magna Carta, most fully born human lives didn't really qualify for a high standard of ethical protection either.) The gradual extension of civil rights is something many people feel was a great accomplishment in our culture - on the other hand, the very fact that I've used the term "extend" there suggests the crucial point that "human" rights, despite what the name might imply, are awarded through political recognition, not actually possessed by virtue of being human.

In this case, the opposition to C-484 appears to argue that even some limited set of human rights must not be extended to the fetus because this would lead to the end of abortion and to further oppression of women, particularly women who are pregnant in this case. They may or may not be right, but they're playing a dangerous game by letting themselves get lured onto a rigged playing field. Historically, the people who argue against the extension of rights usually lose, in the long run, ironically because they end up sounding conservative and self-serving. In this case, for example, no one appears to be arguing why humanity shouldn't be legally recognized in the case of an unborn fetus, except that it would cause great difficulty to a pregnant woman. This is a terrible argument, because once the religious pro-Epp side hears it, they're almost certainly going to gleefully point out that human rights cannot be denied simply because doing otherwise would inconvenience others. (This was precisely the same argument that Anglican radical abolitionists made in R. v. Knowles in 1772, and in doing so they rightly won the right of emancipation for slaves living in England proper.)


4. The Orange Sky Speaketh

Aside from some somewhat dubious arguments about legal and political "slippery slopes," I really don't think there's much point in getting excited about C-484 one way or the other, since, as feminist groups correctly point out, this isn't going to do much about violence against women - pretty much as one would expect from a law produced by the same government which recently kneecapped Status of Women Canada and, according to my contacts at any rate, also dropped strategic gender policy at the Canadian International Development Agency. It's not worth having a debate about rights of the fetus.

First, while pro-choice groups waste valuable effort opposing a bill even they admit is basically pointless one way or the other in terms of preventing violence, we're ignoring the real problems relating to reproductive rights in this country. There is, for example, effectively no right to abortion as a medical procedure on Prince Edward Island, where, in open violation of the ruling from R. v. Morgentaler, the provincial government will fund an abortion only if a woman gets referrals from two doctors (effectively recreating in practice the "committee" approval process the Supreme Court ruled was unconstitutional), and only if she leaves the province for the procedure, since no publicly funded facilities on the island handle abortions. Other provinces, similarly, have adopted various policies under which abortions are only partially or negligibly funded by the medicare system. Despite the fact that this is an open violation of the Canada Health Act, the religious right in provinces such as B.C. continues to lobby to extend such policies to yet more provinces. What this creates is a precursor to what would follow any attempt to ban abortion nationally - a system in which private procedures are always available to those with enough money. (You'd think this would trouble the religious right, since their continuing paranoia about high immigrant birthrates reveals nascent eugenic tendencies, and historically eugenicists aren't terribly excited about poor people having more babies than rich people.)

Usually these campaigns - or at least the propaganda that I have seen in churches - try to argue that we shouldn't be using taxpayer money to kill fetuses and then note that women could still choose to perform abortions but would have to use their own money to do so) -- which makes a little bit of sense until you remember that our government currently uses $20 billion a year in taxpayer money to buy guns and tanks to kill foreigners and intimidate the First Nations, and no one suggests that we should privatize that program on the basis that people should get to make and pay for decisions over life and death all by themselves.

Forget this notion of "human rights" in the Criminal Code. The real threat to freedom of choice in Canada lies in these insidious efforts to prohibit abortion via creeping regulation.

Secondly, even if as a society we were to recognize the fetus as an independent human being, I'm not sure why this would affect abortion at all - at least in terms of criminalization. At the point when any person is not biologically capable of surviving without vital assistance from the body of another person, to refuse that assistance might be immoral, but it is certainly not criminal. For example, if I refuse to donate a kidney to someone who needs one, they may die. Personally, I would probably feel I had an ethical obligation in that situation. But it would plainly be ridiculous to make it a criminal offence for me to refuse - and indeed, if the Conservatives wrote into the Criminal Code that everyone must consent to medical procedures intended to save others' lives or risk criminal penalties, the religious right would probably hit the roof, even though agreed with me that as individuals we have a moral obligation to render assistance wherever it is needed.

There are a couple of common responses to this argument. One is that by having sex you consented to the responsibility of pregnancy, something clearly weak on philosophical grounds and equally clearly baseless on legal grounds, unless of course you signed some sort of contract beforehand, which would probably kill the mood. This response also falters in part because one of my other concerns, which is that in the present legal and social context, and given some prevailing trends in biology, it is not possible to ban abortion without imposing unfair and sexist constraints on women. No one really seems to be in favour, for example, of criminalizing a man's decision to walk away during a pregnancy; indeed, the absolute minimum legal liabilities of men are limited to nominal financial commitments after birth, in the form of child support payments. If men have the right to abandon a pregnancy, it follows that women must as well.

Of course, even more laws could be written restricting what men could do in such cases, though I suspect that many of the men involved in conservative politics on abortion would start to have second thoughts at that point. Plus, that would probably lead us in a logical sequence through a series of legal amendments back to something akin to Levitican marriage law, in which sex equals possession equals ownership and women are "protected" by overt subjugation to men.

If worst comes to worst, at some point a Conservative majority parliament will try to re-criminalize abortion. I say let them. Such a bill could conceivably pass Parliament, presumably under some sort of emergency accelerated debate and voting procedure since the NDP, the Bloc, and even most of the Liberals can be trusted to fight tooth and nail on this issue. The Senate is more pro-choice than it was in 1989, so it would almost certainly get kill the bill, just like it did the last time. And even if this didn't happen, the first legal challenge would probably be on its way to the Supreme Court in a matter of hours. The Supreme Court would then uphold the prevailing position that abortion laws are unconstitutional, and hopefully this time at least three of the majority would agree on the same justification for their verdict. At that point the issue would be pretty much finished permanently - since it would then become effectively impossible for any further legislative debate - and the anti-abortion movement would find itself about ten steps back of where it is now. God willing, they'd then turn to a much more effective way of reducing abortions, like better sex education, more access to contraceptives, and more access to social welfare measures for new families and single mothers.

All of this could happen with or without the coercive power of the Criminal Code, which is probably why the lowest abortion rates in the world happen to be in those countries with liberalized abortion laws.
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Monday, April 28, 2008

Bring Back Slavery!, Part 2

Okay, so I said some mean things a couple days ago about how we needed to bring back slavery. And I was right!

Check out this new aspect of the back-to-work legislation which, predictably, the government of Ontario pushed into place this weekend:

Any TTC worker who does not comply with the legislation faces a fine of $2,000 for each day that he or she stays off the job.

Uh...

OK. I get it. It's "freedom and democracy." If you don't show up to work, we will fine you!

The Church of the Orange Sky repeats the urgent need of all Canadians to immediately investigate options for creating a permanent underclass of slaves who have no rights, so that we can safely oppress them without having to worry about the fact that at the moment we're using the power of the state to violate basic human rights simply for the convenience of having an easy way to travel around the city.

Charter of Rights and Freedoms? What's that?
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Saturday, April 26, 2008

A Modest Proposal: Why We Need Slave Labour (Or Already Have It)

This post is a proclamation of the Church of the Orange Sky and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Mad Reverends.

I'm not a resident of Toronto but I do live in Ontario for the time being, which hopefully is enough to qualify me to comment on the present chaos in Toronto, arising from the decision by Toronto transit union workers to pull their services this weekend after refusing to ratify the last contract offer from management and subsequently, they allege, facing threats from users of the service which they thought would put members in danger if they stayed on the job over the weekend. This wasn't illegal because they were already in a legal strike position, but it was possibly unethical, since initially they weren't going to go on strike without 48 hours notice, i.e. not until Monday.

I'm most intrigued by the fury that this strike has provoked among Torontonians. Here, for example, is some whining from Toronto Sun columnist Christina Blizzard that the workers are already going to be overpaid and are "touch of us" and intend to "hold the rest of us hostage." They don't deserve more money, Blizzard reasons, and therefore it's time for the government to pass a law requiring all the transit workers to go back to work by Monday or face criminal penalties. (In fact the government has already declared it intends to do just that this weekend.)

I wonder how Blizzard would feel if she were ordered by an act of Parliament to show up to work every day at imposed terms, even if they were generous. Surely she's conservative enough that she would oppose this extension of "big government" as some sort of socialist abuse of individual rights. Why is it not an abuse of individual rights when the government does it to others?

Blizzard is being particularly ridiculous, but these views aren't uncommon. In this Toronto Star article, for example, various people complain that their non-existent right to be informed 48 hours in advance of a strike has been violated. Such strikes are "a danger to society," and "selfish," and one man even thinks they "should be shot" (he's probably kidding... I hope?) because "some people have to work, you know."

The rage here is appalling, as is the proposed solution. People, for some reason, think they are entitled to the services - for middling pay, at menial rates - of scores of servants. Those servants withdraw their services, and the people, irate at this "violation" of their non-existent right to be served at times and places of their choosing, decide that they need to have laws passed to force their servants to keep serving them.

I have news for Blizzard, and others who think like her. Maybe the transit workers are "out of touch," but if you can't keep the transit system operating without paying them more, then their labour actually is worth more. That's how your fucking free market works! One of the people quoted in the Star article actually says that the servants need to be forced back to work because "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few," which is a very convenient position to hold when you are among the many and are hoping to oppress "the few." I wonder if you'd feel differently if you were one of "the few" in question.

As a public service, the Church of the Orange Sky initiated emergency deliberations within its Modest Proposal Research Institute (MPRI), a Church-funded public research institute charged with innovative solutions to everyday problems. After careful consideration, the MPRI has offered a solution which, while it may not resolve the present crisis, will at least reduce problems in the future which arise when bus drivers, manual labourers, and mechanics - in other words, the economic elite which controls our society - get it into their heads that for some inane reason they deserve salary increases as high as 3% per year, when hard-working and downtrodden CEOs must comfort themselves with average annual increases of only 39%.

It is time that all decent God-fearing Canadians rose up in revolt against the hideous economic excesses demanded by these jumped-up chauffeurs!

The MPRI recognizes, as Blizzard and her ilk do not, that is in fact not just illegal but unconstitutional (which, unfortunately, is not usually enough to actually prevent our anti-rule of law government from taking action) to ignore workers' rights to collective bargaining and impose work terms on them. However, thus far the move in Canada to overturn basic democratic rights as well as re-convert the law into a tool of oppression rather than a tool of justice has limited itself to a zany, ad hoc approach which merely encourages one crisis after another. What are needed are long-term solutions.

According to the MPRI, the obvious solution to the problem of servants who have unwanted rights is to create a new class of servants who don't have rights. Ironically, our society used to have just such an underclass, but unfortunately, during the 18th and 19th centuries, Quakers and hippies and humanists basically destroyed it through their so-called "abolition of slavery" campaigns.

It's high time we brought back slavery. That way we would have a sizeable group of non-persons who we could safely order to man all the necessary public service positions, and who we could count on to diligently and obediently do their jobs without wandering into a Blizzardian "fantasy world" of decent wages and safe working conditions. Perhaps if Toronto had ten thousand black men named George, maybe they could avoid this pesky "workers' rights" business.

Of course, we can't have black slaves anymore - this would be racist and unacceptable, and besides it would disqualify Barack Obama for President, which would be a global tragedy. I don't know how we'll divvy up the slavery positions, but I'm willing to volunteer for the first, if Ms. Blizzard will go for the second.

The chief argument against union workers trying to protect themselves and advance their interests is usually that their non-unionized workers have to accept out-sourcing and pay restrictions all the time. Well, that's probably true - except for their non-unionized management, mind you, which tend not to have accept any inconveniences at all. More to the point, this is not an argument for getting rid of those unions which do protect their members. It's an argument for creating more unions, so that more workers can benefit from better pay and job security.

Why can't them working-class subhumans just accept their lot in life and diligently do the tasks that we have set for them at rates and wages which we think are fair for them? Don't they realize that it's their responsibility to make sure we live out our lives in comfort and prosperity?
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The Reverend Reads the Papers

(The reverend is me. My church is here.)

After one more tedious conversation on an evangelical Internet forum about the anti-Christian leftist slant of the mainstream media, I signed off and, as I do several days per week, trudged down to the university cafeteria to eat a sampling of roast beef, fish, or whatever other mass-produced delicacy the administrators of the residence communion choose to bless us with on a daily basis. As usual, I also purchased a newspaper to peruse the salacious scandals and exciting events which happened yesterday before press time. My newspaper today was the Toronto Star, without argument the farthest left of the major Canadian print media (the Globe & Mail defines the centre, and the National Post is somewhere off to the right). I expected to be besieged by the satanic forces of secular humanism upon turning over simply to the second page, so I thought about spending several hours in prayer in advance, and perhaps reviewing my favourite psalm (Psalm 137:9, perhaps, which is another banner verse from the Rev. Dave's Family Friendly Bible, Uncensored Edition®).

I was not to be disappointed. Turning over the front page (which was on the Toronto municipal election results and therefore of no interest to me), I was greeted with a glaring headline: VOICE OF ARAB WORLD GOES GLOBAL. Oh, dear, the secular humanists have weakened our democracy again by letting in the propaganda of... Al Jazeera? Ah, well. At least it's as balanced as Fox News is. And it was odd to hear it was "going global," since Al-Jazeerah was approved to compete for cable licensing in Canada by the CRTC a year or two ago, and presumably was elsewhere as well. Reading on, it turns out that "going global" actually means that it's developing an English-language channel. How typical of the leftist MSM (which is a peppy acronym for "mainstream media," the secular humanists that hound us Christians) to make such an egotistical assumption.

Turning a few more pages, I reach the section devoted to the ongoing disaster we are reconstructing in Afghanistan, and am greeted by the headline "Taliban regime ousted five years ago." Geez. I'd heard that the print media was falling behind their electronic brethren, but I hadn't realized things had got so bad down in the newsrooms.

Then it's on to the editorial pages, where presumably I will be bombarded by the full force of the secular humanist left, since it no longer has to be shrouded in pretentious journalistic objectivity as it does on the so-called "news" pages. You can imagine my horror, therefore, when I notice that the leading column for the day is by two of Toronto's leading Anglicans, condemning both the federal and provincial governments for their senseless cuts to low-cost housing (most of which is the result of a spat between the two levels of government over fund redistribution disputes, for which the lowest of the poor are bearing most of the pain), at a time when hundreds of people die in Toronto alone because the rest of this supposedly grand nation could not bother to give them shelter and a little food.

The cynical part of me observes that when a downtown Anglican preacher condemns the suffering of the poor, he's probably speaking as much to the interests of his core constituency as is the Baptist preacher in the suburbs when he condemns the suffering of his flock at the hands of the encroaching gay invaders. Or perhaps that's not the cynical part: perhaps the latter simply has the wrong constituency and the wrong interests at heart. Perhaps it should matter more to the church that people suffer needlessly in our ridiculously wealthy country than that some homosexuals (most of whom probably aren't members of the church anyways, since we've driven them out by now) who want government recognition of their relationship. Maybe Christians who are obsessed with the "sanctity of the institution of marriage" should be more concerned about the fact that the secular government seems to hold the keys to that "institution" at all, rather than about whom that government grants it to.

Maybe it also means that this supposed leftist mainstream is neither as anti-Christian nor as misguided as some like to think. The fact that the left is convinced the media has a right-wing bias and the right is convinced that the media has a left-wing bias might mean that the media is actually less biased than either side wants to admit.
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Thursday, October 26, 2006

The Separation of Church from State

Note: This feature was initially developed at Notes from the Abattoir, but is now being provided here as a free service of the author of that blog for your pleasure and entertainment.

Procrastinator's Link of the Day™: Dr. James Dobson's monthly rant for October, Family in Crisis. Dobson's column is published through his "ministry," Focus on the Family, on a monthly basis as a means of persuading his subscribers that he is waging an important battle on their behalf, and therefore needs large sums of money, since all the good religious battles these days cost money. Somewhere in the Bible, God said that Christianity wasn't worth doing if it couldn't be done profitably.

Back when the Abattoir blog was up and running, I posted a link to Focus on the Family as a link of the day once before. However, I've decided to do so again since this time Dobson's newsletter has entered new territory, and I thought readers should be aware of this. As a heartless cynic, I suspect that Dobson's new ventures are a result of the fact that it is election season in the U.S., and he's casting about for reasons to get his flock excited. I don't know whether or not Dobson wrote this letter before it turned out that Mark Foley was not only a Republican but also a pedophile, but that certainly helps explain the transition made by other conservative writers.

In his "Family in Crisis" article, Dobson presents a variety of ludicrous claims linking Christianity with American national security, and national security with the traditional family. Yes, it's the Grand Chain of connections, Dobson style, which promise that if we let slip in one area, the others will fall as a matter of course. I can only hope that us Canadians will be spared the tragic results of America's downfall, but I don't hold out much hope, since the junior siblings of empires rarely fare well when their big brothers go down.

Dobson correctly notes that this letter is the first time in the 29-year history of Focus on the Family that "I must address the burgeoning threat posed by Islamic fundamentalism... [to] family values." Using some made-up statistics to prove that there are 12 million Muslims who want to "bomb our homeland or blow up themselves or their children on suicide missions," he points out that Muslims "pulled four American civilians out of a Humvee, then murderd these unarmed prisoners in cold blood"; they also tried to bomb some planes, and beheaded a journalist, and so on. Which is easily worse than invading countries, killing tens and possibly hundreds of thousands, in the name of our vaguely defined new international religion of democracy and freedom, spread by B-2 bombers, M-16s, and friendly dictators everywhere. But the threats don't end there! He also makes sure to include Venezuela, since he believes that a nuclear-armed Iran will give away nukes free to Hugo Chavez. Why the Islamist revolutionary government in Iran would want to support a socialist state in South America is beyond me, since the Islamists were trying to kill the socialists in Afghanistan in the 1980s, and did so in large numbers thanks to cheap weapons supplied by the Americans. But there you have it: the forces of darkness are arrayed against us. Further mixing his political ideologies, Dobson goes on to say that Iran and Venezuela are new Nazi Germanies in the making, that attempting to make friends abroad is "limp-wristed" and unmasculine, and is going to "bring about the destruction of Western civilization."

Well, that's politics these days. You might ask what these have to do with religion and the family. It turns out they have nothing to do with the family, since Dobson never makes the connection again; he moves on to his usual issues, like the importance of making sure gay people don't get the right to marry, because it's very important for an organization like Focus on the Family to put obstacles in the way of people who love each other enough to spend the rest of their lives together. Apparently there's also a vote to continue banning abortion in South Dakota, and Dobson thinks it's extremely important that Christians go out and vote so that they can outlaw behavior that is "morally wrong." He also heaps praise on the incredibly brave, gracious George Bush, America's saviour in these dark days of trial.

We do find one mention of the importance of the Islamists again, though. Dobson writes that "I thank God for the United States military, which is protecting us by its sweat, blood and tears. It is the only force standing between us and those who would do us harm." Coming from someone who is supposedly a Christian leader, this statement is so twisted I'm not even sure where to begin. Apparently God wants us to buy guns so we can fend off the hordes of barbarians. It's so delightfully War-of-Civilizations, just like the Romans fighting the Germanic tribes. We used to kill barbarians for Jesus, then we killed Muslims for Jesus, then we killed Catholics for Jesus (or Protestants for Jesus, depending on whose side you were on), then commies for Jesus, and now we're back to killing Muslims for Jesus again. Good times.

Partly because of the religious battles being fought over issues like the right to teach creationism in schools (or its cunningly disguised heir apparent, "intelligent design"), the term "separation between church and state" has lost a lot of its meaning lately. Evangelicals view it as a complicated challenge that needs to be overcome, and the non-religious think it's their last defence against the foaming zealots. This battle is stronger in the U.S., where the constitution actually says that Congress will make no laws concerning religious establishments. In Canada, we have a slightly weaker battle in the form of "freedom of religion" and "freedom of expression" guarantees in the Constitution. (That Constitution also recognizes the "supremacy of God," which would no doubt come as a surprise to the rabid critics in the U.S. who were so disgusted to see us legalize gay marriage.) In theory, most evangelical churches recognize the separation of church and state even if it's not stated explicitly in the national law - the Evangelical Baptist church I'm still technically a member of, for example, says so in its constitution and statement of belief. However, what this "separation" actually means is evidently open to considerable interpretation, and, in an unusual twist for people who are usually so literalist about written words, it turns out that "separation" doesn't actually mean "separation." If it did, our denominational organizations wouldn't spend useful money hiring lobbyists in Ottawa to persuade the government to discriminate against gay people and ban abortions. Personally, I think this should give the government the right to install "representatives" in individual church congregations, but apparently the privilege of access only goes one way, which sounds like a useful working definition of "hypocrisy" to me.

I think that one important part of the separation between church and state - which people have forgotten in the current mania of preventing the one from interfering with the other - is that their agendas cannot be combined without leading to decidedly un-Christian abuses of power. Chaining the health and well-being of the Christian gospel to the power of the state gives a really easy, blunt instrument with which to bludgeon the immoral in society (like homosexuals, to name the issue du jour), but it also forces unacceptable compromises. There is, for example, absolutely no reason that a religious leader like Dobson should be providing foreign policy advice on how best to deal with Muslim fundamentalists, whether or not there really are twelve million of them waiting to blow up the White House, as he seems to believe there are. The Bible which these people claim to take so literally is absolutely clear that God gave his special blessing to the well-being only of exactly one ethnic nation, the ancient Hebrews. Since the ancient Hebrews are no longer a nation as such (the modern State of Israel not being an exclusively Jewish theocracy, just a Jewish-majority democracy), it follows that God has very little invested in the apparatus of any modern state, be that the United States, Canada, Britain, or North Korea. The values we cherish here - like freedom of expression, religion, and assembly - may be nice, but the Bible does not prescribe them, so we cannot say that they are what makes us a "Christian civilization," if indeed anything at all makes us a Christian civilization, past or present.

I don't know, ultimately, what a Christian agenda for politics would be. In democracies, where in theory at least all citizens possess some degree of political power, I believe it would be irresponsible for us to withdraw entirely and have no opinion on the political process of our country. On the other hand, I am skeptical of using that process to in some way spread Christian values or the Christian gospel. Historically, both Christians and Marxists have thought of using the state in this fashion, and both have ultimately chosen to guarantee the well-being of the state. It's not an irrational decision: once you decide that you need the power of the state to disseminate what you believe is truth, it logically follows that you must ensure that the state is in a position to carry out those wishes. However, there is something fundamentally flawed about Christians believing that they must possess and use such political power, even for such supposedly benevolent purposes as outlawing abortions, given that our Lord came to earth as the impoverished son of a lower-class labourer in an oppressed colony of one of the largest empires the Mediterranean world had yet seen.

On the other hand, contemporary Christian anarchists - like the folks at Jesus Radicals - argue that because the state is fundamentally an instrument of human secular coercion, Christians should have nothing to do with it, and I'm skeptical of this as well. It is true that the establishment of a secular government - in the form of a monarchy - in ancient Israel was condemned by the prophets in that society as an unnecessary usurpation of God's will. However, the Christian message is a transformative one: that is, Christianity does not simply cast aside what is currently present in humanity, but transforms it into a better representation of the love, mercy, grace, and justice of the Lord we claim to model ourselves after. Historically, Christians have used state systems and laws for arguably good causes - the abolition of slavery in Britain between the 1760s and 1830s comes to mind, as but one example - as well as for undeniably evil causes, such as the continuation of slavery in the U.S. and in the British colonies during that same time period.

Personally, my politics tend to alternate between some form of libertarianism and some form of socialism coupled with pacifism, all of which sounds like a great contradiction except that I have yet to come to the conclusion whether the state can actually serve a strong role in society yet remain benevolent (in which case I don't mind social democracy bordering on socialism), or whether it cannot do so. In either event, the modern political state as it exists is not a Christian institution, and neither its goals nor its methods are Christian in any way; therefore, what I can say with absolute certainty is that religious groups should stop lavishing millions of dollars upon preachers who tell us to vote for a strong moral party so that they can fight terrorism and gay people in the name of God. Christian organizations take in $250 billion a year, and I'm pretty sure there are other worthy causes we could direct some of that money towards.

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