Indulgences are Making a Comeback

Procrastinator's Link of the Day™: Reserve your spot in heaven today.

There's limited space, the owners of this website warn, and you don't want to be stuck at the wrong end of a weeks-long lineup at the gates. For $13, you can purchase a unique heaven ID number, an early reservation, and a tourist's guide. I wonder how you're expected to take these items with you.

This is not a sponsored link.